Yes, I know – you always hear that a vampire bite is not to be taken lightly and that you can catch >>God knows<< what. Infections or permanent damage or effects.

But, honestly, don’t you have a right to some privacy? Do you have to take everything to extremes? In 1996 I had a hole in my shoe – I’ve never mentioned that in an official letter.

Besides, it’s been over 450 years and I haven’t really felt any effect or noticed any changes in myself. Unless you’re applying to be a doctor or a secret service agent, I think you can skip the vampire bite in your application.

Anyone who disagrees can throw the first clove of garlic!