Oberhäßlich: Over Ugly; Kloschwitz: Loosweat; Möse: Cunt; Affendorf: Monkey Village; Ohnewitz: Without Joke; Katzenhirn: Cats Brain; Billigheim: Cheap Home
Driving back from the Netherlands, on one of our trips there, we made a diversion because I had spotted a little spot on the map called AMERICA and I really wanted to go there to see this AMERICA in the Netherlands.
It’s a small village with a café in the middle, we stopped there and had our coffee & cake and had our thermos filled with coffee so that we had enough until we got down to Bavaria. Unfortunately, I didn’t take any photos of the town sign of AMERICA in the Netherlands.
Recently, I stumbled across this map online, which I don’t want to deprive anyone of, because there are places with funny names in Germany, too. You can find AFRIKA, BENZIN and SCHABERNACK in the north-east. In the north and northwest you will find ENGLAND, KALIFORNIEN, BRASILIEN and RUSSLAND.
If you want to have fun with this map, you can look in the table and find the translations.
I wish you a lot of fun with the ingenuity of the Germans with their toponymy.
Namen deutscher Orte by Katapult – LINK CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 (Namensnennung – Nicht kommerziell – Keine Bearbeitungen 4.0 International)
| Top left: Kalifornien: California Brasilien: Brazil Grönland: Greenland Neu England: New England Amerika: America Norwegen: Norway Affendorf: Monkey Village Russland: Russia Lachendorf: Laughing Village Bösenhausen: Evilhouses Deppendorf: Moron Village | Top right: Schabernack: Hoax Gottesgabe: Gift of God Göttin: Goddess Dümmer: Dumber Sargleben: Coffinliving Ritze: Gap Kuhbier: Cowbeer Benzin: Gas/Petrol/Fuel Afrika: Africa Beutel: Bag/Pouch Kotzen: Puke/Barf Regenmantel: Rain Coat Ohnewitz: Without Joke Busendorf: Breast Village Motzen: Grumble Siehdichum: Lookaround |
| Middle left: Ekel: Disgust Möse: Cunt Pinkler: Pee-er, person who pee Kothausen: Excrementhouses Fettehenne: Fat hen Husten: Cough Kotzfeld: Puke Field Aua: Ow! Süß: Sweet Hanf: Hemp Essig: Vinegar Schlitz: Slit | Middle right: Hundeluft: Dog Air Pißdorf: Piss Village Biere: Beers Elend: Misery Sorge: Sorrow Kloschwitz: Loosweat Kneipe: Pub/Tavern Pissen: Pee Schwarzer Kater: Black Tomcat Oberkaka: Uppershit Unterkaka: Undershit Frankenstein: Frankenstein Oberhäßlich: Over Ugly Drogen: Drugs Lederhose: Leather Trousers Kanada: Kanada |
| Bottom left: Brechen: Breaking Salz: Salt Jucken: itch Zorn: Anger Wixhausen: Wankhouses Bengel: Rascal Linsengericht: Lentil Dish Sommerloch: Summer Slump/Silly Season Oberbillig: Over Cheap Billigheim: Cheap Home Langweiler: Bore/Nerd (person) Grab: Grave Gammelshausen: Laze Around Houses Kuchen: Cake Deppenhausen: Moron Houses Altenheim: Old People’s Home Müllheim: Garbage Home Lachen: Laugh Spinnenhirn: Spiderbrain Einöde: Solitude Busenhaus: Boobies House | Bottom right: Hölle: Hell Knochenmühle: Bone Mill Prügel: Bludgeon Zeckendorf: Ticks Village Ehe: Wedlock Möhrendorf: Carrot Village Feucht: Wet Titting: Titting Abdeckerei: Knacker’s Yard Fickenhof: Fucking Yard Gammelsdorf: Laze Around Village Petting: Petting Katzenhirn: Cats Brain Tuntenhausen: Fag Houses Pups: Fart Antwort:Answer Übersee: Oversea Ewigkeit: Eternity |
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