Ever since – about a year ago – a report surfaced on Twitter claiming that the last remaining intelligent human being was living in solitude in the woods, and that, as a form of camouflage, he would crow “COCK-A-DOODLE-DO” whenever anyone approached – thereby signaling his insanity simply to ensure he would be left alone…

…ever since then, a great many people across the globe have taken to living in the woods and crowing “COCK-A-DOODLE-DO” the moment anyone draws near. This phenomenon has reached such an extent that, in the wake of that report, the now-densely populated forests are filled with a constant chorus of “COCK-A-DOODLE-DO” cries – shouts that often persist for hours on end, simply because so many people have moved into the woods specifically to live in solitude and crow.

However, I had heard that intelligent people never set foot on Twitter – and the news from a year ago also passed me by, since I have never been on Twitter.